127 Quotations by Woody Allen
- 61. Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - ...
- 62. Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
- 63. Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
- 64. It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
- 65. It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat ...
- 66. It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is ...
- 67. It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the ba ...
- 68. It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
- 69. It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
- 70. It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- 71. Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
- 72. Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. The horrible would be terminal cases, blind ...
- 73. Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
- 74. Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good question ...
- 75. Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
- 76. Marriage is the death of hope.
- 77. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- 78. More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter ...
- 79. More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopele ...
- 80. Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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