127 Quotations by Woody Allen
- 41. I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday nig ...
- 42. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy ...
- 43. I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked ...
- 44. I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.
- 45. I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
- 46. I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
- 47. I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way aroun ...
- 48. I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- 49. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
- 50. I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
- 51. If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.
- 52. If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say ab ...
- 53. If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job.
- 54. If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
- 55. If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
- 56. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
- 57. If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
- 58. If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
- 59. If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.
- 60. In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Woody Allen Quotes by Power Quotations
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