62 Quotations by Ogden Nash
- 41. Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.

- 42. Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

- 43. Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

- 44. Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives ...

- 45. The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make u ...

- 46. The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

- 47. The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

- 48. The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.

- 49. The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

- 50. The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

- 51. The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
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- 52. The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,
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- 53. The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.

- 54. The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
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- 55. There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and tha ...

- 56. There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a cl ...

- 57. They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard ...

- 58. To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whene ...

- 59. Too clever is dumb.

- 60. When there are monsters there are miracles.

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