62 Quotations by Ogden Nash
- 21. I think that I shall never see
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- 22. I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is r ...

- 23. If I should fail you, do not sorrow;
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- 24. If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or ...

- 25. If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

- 26. Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disap ...

- 27. Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

- 28. Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.

- 29. Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who ...

- 30. Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never fo ...

- 31. Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone e ...

- 32. Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

- 33. No man is greater than his respect for sleep

- 34. No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and ...

- 35. Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

- 36. One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

- 37. Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

- 38. People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they reall ...

- 39. People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

- 40. Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

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