Famous Quotes / George Carlin
48 Quotations by George Carlin
- 41. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? Th ...
- 42. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
- 43. When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the ...
- 44. When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show.
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- 45. Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins ...
- 46. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
- 47. Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
- 48. You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundament ...