48 Quotations by George Carlin
- 21. I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institution ...
- 22. I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll b ...
- 23. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- 24. If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed ...
- 25. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delight ...
- 26. If white people are going to burn down black churches, then black people ought to burn down the Hous ...
- 27. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
- 28. Its never just a game when you're winning.
- 29. Keep thy religion to thyself.
- 30. Life.....is a series of dogs.
- 31. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
- 32. Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year t ...
- 33. The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite ...
- 34. The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
- 35. The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "Y ...
- 36. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
- 37. There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
- 38. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- 39. We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're hav ...
- 40. Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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