47 Quotations by Fran Lebowitz
- 21. If you're going to America, bring your own food.
- 22. If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
- 23. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
- 24. Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
- 25. Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
- 26. Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep.
- 27. My favorite animal is steak.
- 28. Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are ne ...
- 29. No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hol ...
- 30. Nothing succeeds like address.
- 31. Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not ha ...
- 32. Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear th ...
- 33. Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and t ...
- 34. Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and read ...
- 35. Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is ...
- 36. Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
- 37. The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superf ...
- 38. The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
- 39. The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
- 40. There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove othe ...
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