47 Quotations by Fran Lebowitz
- 1. All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
- 2. Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.
- 3. Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simp ...
- 4. Children ask better questions than adults. May I have a cookie? Why is the sky blue? and What does a ...
- 5. Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step -- it is an old business procedure.
- 6. Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he f ...
- 7. Favorite animal: steak.
- 8. Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
- 9. Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage o ...
- 10. Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
- 11. Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
- 12. I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
- 13. I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
- 14. I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the co ...
- 15. I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary i ...
- 16. I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behav ...
- 17. I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or ...
- 18. If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
- 19. If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic natur ...
- 20. If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.
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