Famous Quotes
101 Quotations with Rivers.
- 1. Pooh's Little Instruction Book: Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.
- 2. Heraclitus of Ephesus: You could not step twice into the same rivers; for other waters are ever flowing ...
- 3. Mickey Rivers: We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
- 4. Nadine Stair: If I had my life to live over I'd like to make more mistakes next time. I'd rela ...
- 5. Joan Rivers: I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ''Get the hel ...
- 6. Joan Rivers: If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- 7. Joan Rivers: There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
- 8. Joan Rivers: I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
- 9. Joan Rivers: I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
- 10. Ambrose Bierce: ALLIGATOR, n. The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodil ...
- 11. Ambrose Bierce: FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
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- 12. Leonard Brandwein: Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
- 13. Joan Rivers: I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper ...
- 14. Joan Rivers: A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twe ...
- 15. Benjamin Franklin: In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top.
- 16. Muhammed Ali: Lakes, rivers, streams...all are water and all travel to the same destination. S ...
- 17. Johan Wolfgang von Goethe: The world is so empty if one thinks only of mountains, rivers and cities, but to ...
- 18. Heraclitus of Ephesus: Upon those who step into the same rivers different and ever different waters flo ...
- 19. Joan Rivers: The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- 20. Muhammad Ali: Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams. They have different names but all contain wate ...