167 Quotations with Joke.
- 141. Bill Murray: In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. ...

- 142. Jessica Mitford: Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.

- 143. Dale Morgan: Great Salt Lake is an ironical joke of nature - water that is itself more desert ...

- 144. Nick Nolte: You have to struggle a bit, hustle a little, and be willing to go bankrupt. Once ...

- 145. Donald O'Connor: Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless ...

- 146. Bill O'Reilly: Bill Moyers on PBS, he hides behind the label of objectivity. He's about as obje ...

- 147. George Orwell: Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir ...

- 148. Roman Polanski: I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is be ...

- 149. Alexander Pope: Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.

- 150. Keith Preston: The alienist is not a joke - he finds you cracked, and leaves you broke.

- 151. Manfred von Richthofen: In the Squadron to which he belonged there was a rumor that the Red Machine was ...

- 152. Manfred von Richthofen: The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring ...

- 153. Will Rogers: And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or le ...

- 154. Will Rogers: Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the poli ...

- 155. Rita Rudner: Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do y ...

- 156. Andy Richter: When I first started working, it was a little bit like that. They said, Come be ...

- 157. Alexa Vega: Going in first off as a freshman into regular high school is really tough, becau ...

- 158. Bill Walton: I love to cheer, and yell, and joke and to celebrate the best basketball in the ...

- 159. Jessamyn West: A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for ...

- 160. Barry Williams: I liked The Brady Bunch Movie but I didn't care for A Very Brady Sequel. The fir ...

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