167 Quotations with Joke.
- 81. Gilbert K. Chesterton: The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been supersed ...

- 82. Richard Brinsley Sheridan: The right honorable gentlemen is indebted to his memory for his jokes and his im ...

- 83. Will Rogers: The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

- 84. J. J. Procter: There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of ...

- 85. Eric Hoffer: There is a grandeur in the uniformity of the mass. When a fashion, a dance, a so ...

- 86. Anne Frank: They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have ca ...

- 87. Ernest Hemingway: They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to ...

- 88. Dorothy Fuldheim: This is a youth-oriented society, and the joke is on them because youth is a dis ...

- 89. Carey Williams: Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman ...

- 90. Laurence Sterne: 'Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got a ...

- 91. Martha Gellhorn: Unless they are immediate victims, the majority of mankind behaves as if war was ...

- 92. Fred A. Allen: We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has ...

- 93. Abraham Lincoln: Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

- 94. Frank Muir: Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor ...

- 95. Will Rogers: With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make ...

- 96. Ambrose Bierce: Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the ...

- 97. Robert Louis Stevenson: You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with s ...

- 98. Ernest Hemingway: You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and th ...

- 99. Edgar Watson Howe: You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him.

- 100. Spike Lee: You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.

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