Famous Quotes
937 Quotations with Field.
- 721. Rodney Dangerfield: I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- 722. Rodney Dangerfield: I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
- 723. Rodney Dangerfield: I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I w ...
- 724. Rodney Dangerfield: I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
- 725. Rodney Dangerfield: I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my fat ...
- 726. Rodney Dangerfield: I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
- 727. Rodney Dangerfield: I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told ...
- 728. Rodney Dangerfield: I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
- 729. Rodney Dangerfield: I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
- 730. Rodney Dangerfield: My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
- 731. Rodney Dangerfield: My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
- 732. Rodney Dangerfield: My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said ...
- 733. Rodney Dangerfield: My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, sh ...
- 734. Rodney Dangerfield: Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid ...
- 735. Rodney Dangerfield: The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
- 736. Rodney Dangerfield: What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
- 737. Rodney Dangerfield: What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about th ...
- 738. Rodney Dangerfield: With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best ...
- 739. Rodney Dangerfield: Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God ...
- 740. David Duchovny: My entire life has been an attempt to get back to the kind of feelings you have ...