251 Quotations with Account.
- 21. Ambrose Bierce: DEPUTY, n. A male relative of an office-holder, or of his bondsman. The deputy i ...
- 22. Ambrose Bierce: DUCK-BILL, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.
- 23. Ambrose Bierce: ELECTRICITY, n. The power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caus ...
- 24. Ambrose Bierce: FAIRY, n. A creature, variously fashioned and endowed, that formerly inhabited t ...
- 25. Ambrose Bierce: GENEALOGY, n. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particula ...
- 26. Ambrose Bierce: GHOST, n. The outward and visible sign of an inward fear.
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- 27. Ambrose Bierce: HIBERNATE, v.i. To pass the winter season in domestic seclusion. There have been ...
- 28. Ambrose Bierce: HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are bro ...
- 29. Ambrose Bierce: INCUBUS, n. One of a race of highly improper demons who, though probably not who ...
- 30. Ambrose Bierce: MIRACLE, n. An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as bea ...
- 31. Ambrose Bierce: RESPECTABILITY, n. The offspring of a _liaison_ between a bald head and a bank a ...
- 32. Ambrose Bierce: REVOLUTION, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. Speci ...
- 33. Ambrose Bierce: RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the ind ...
- 34. Ambrose Bierce: SALAMANDER, n. Originally a reptile inhabiting fire; later, an anthropomorphous ...
- 35. Ambrose Bierce: SCIMETAR, n. A curved sword of exceeding keenness, in the conduct of which certa ...
- 36. Ambrose Bierce: TENACITY, n. A certain quality of the human hand in its relation to the coin of ...
- 37. Lazarus Long: A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog ...
- 38. Unknown: Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality t ...
- 39. Oscar Wilde: Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no ac ...
- 40. Professor Irwin Corey: Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose intere ...
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