127 Quotations by Woody Allen
- 101. Some people want to achieve immortality through their work or their descendants. I intend to achieve ...
- 102. Some people want to achieve immortality through their work or their descendants. I intend to achieve ...
- 103. Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
- 104. The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.
- 105. The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the ...
- 106. The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get y ...
- 107. The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
- 108. The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
- 109. The only difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to m ...
- 110. The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
- 111. The wicked at heart probably know something.
- 112. There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the sufferi ...
- 113. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman ...
- 114. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.
- 115. Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverag ...
- 116. Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverag ...
- 117. To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- 118. We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi.
- 119. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car ...
- 120. What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy ...
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