Famous Quotes / W. C. Fields
39 Quotations by W. C. Fields
- 21. My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
- 22. My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpl ...
- 23. Never give a sucker an even break.
- 24. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- 25. Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
- 26. Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live ...
- 27. Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen th ...
- 28. Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
- 29. Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
- 30. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
- 31. Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
- 32. Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
- 33. Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
- 34. The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
- 35. The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
- 36. There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situati ...
- 37. W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. "I'm looking for ...
- 38. You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
- 39. You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.