Famous Quotes / Rita Rudner
26 Quotations by Rita Rudner
- 21. Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
- 22. Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed ...
- 23. Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how ri ...
- 24. To attract men, I wear a perfume called ''New Car Interior.''
- 25. We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, a ...
- 26. When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'