65 Quotations by P. J. O'Rourke
- 21. Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to ...
- 22. I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity ...
- 23. I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a "learning experience." Then again, I like to thin ...
- 24. I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.
- 25. If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
- 26. If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat ...
- 27. If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you ...
- 28. In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, im ...
- 29. In the end we beat them with Levi 501 jeans. Seventy-two years of Communist indoctrination and propa ...
- 30. Majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But -- like other precious, sacred things ...
- 31. Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
- 32. Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishmen ...
- 33. Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics ...
- 34. Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
- 35. Never fight an inanimate object.
- 36. Newsmen believe that news is a tacitly acknowledged fourth branch of the federal system. This is why ...
- 37. No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the sources ...
- 38. Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational re ...
- 39. One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficu ...
- 40. One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficu ...
P. J. O'rourke Quotes by Power Quotations
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