Famous Quotes / Josh Billings
114 Quotations by Josh Billings
- 81. Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
- 82. Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
- 83. Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
- 84. Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
- 85. The best condition in life is not to be so rich as to be envied nor so poor as to be damned.
- 86. The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it ain't the gout.
- 87. The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
- 88. The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
- 89. The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable ...
- 90. The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his ...
- 91. The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, t ...
- 92. The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
- 93. The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
- 94. The trouble with most folks isn't so much their ignorance. It's know'n so many things that ain't so.
- 95. The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.
- 96. There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorr ...
- 97. There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
- 98. There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
- 99. There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?
- 100. There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.