Famous Quotes / Jay Leno
76 Quotations by Jay Leno
- 61. The Democrats are all over this. Democratic strategists feel John Kerry's war record means he can be ...
- 62. The latest word is that Saddam Hussein is now creating a buffer zone in Northern Iraq to defend agai ...
- 63. The military said we'll be able to confirm Saddam is dead with DNA testing. Apparently we have a sam ...
- 64. The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't ...
- 65. The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
- 66. The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't f ...
- 67. The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a we ...
- 68. There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give every ...
- 69. They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 mill ...
- 70. This is a busy time for President Clinton. Not only does he have that thing in Kosovo, it's also pro ...
- 71. This Ken Starr report is now posted on the Internet. I'll bet Clinton's glad he put a computer in ev ...
- 72. Vice President Cheney is also on vacation. He's in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. What better place for a gu ...
- 73. We have an important decision to make now about who controls Iraq. You know, that's a critical quest ...
- 74. Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How di ...
- 75. You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
- 76. You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch.