Famous Quotes / Garrison Keillor
30 Quotations by Garrison Keillor
- 21. Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you ...
- 22. Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it
- 23. The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.
- 24. The gains in life come slowly and the losses come on suddenly. You work for years to get your life t ...
- 25. The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and ...
- 26. This is a great country, and it wasn't made so by angry people. We have a sacred duty to bequeath it ...
- 27. This is Democratic bedrock: we don't let people lie in the ditch and drive past and pretend not to s ...
- 28. To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna ...
- 29. Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premisis. If I open a cupboard and ...
- 30. Writers are vaccuum cleaners who suck up other people's lives and weave them into stories like a spa ...