I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember, I fastened my return with a paper clip, which according to your very own latest government pentagon spending figures will more than make up for the difference. - Emo Philips

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Emo Philips: "I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember, I fastened my return with a paper clip, which according to your very own latest government pentagon spending figures will more than make up for the difference."

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Difference	Fastened	Figures	Government
Latest	Letter	Make	Paper
Pentagon	Remember	Return	Sent
Spending	Them	Very	Youll
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