20 Quotations by Dennis Miller
- 1. A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that mes ...
- 2. A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appe ...
- 3. A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
- 4. After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second ...
- 5. Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be $120 billion less than predicted in Janu ...
- 6. Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
- 7. I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist p ...
- 8. I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I was a teenager. About three t ...
- 9. I think the easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thi ...
- 10. I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to ...
- 11. I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it ...
- 12. If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, ...
- 13. Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you ...
- 14. Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece ...
- 15. Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that ...
- 16. The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
- 17. The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. ...
- 18. This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
- 19. We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funn ...
- 20. What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of ...
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