Famous Quotes / David Letterman
34 Quotations by David Letterman
- 21. People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing ...
- 22. President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
- 23. Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
- 24. Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
- 25. Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy w ...
- 26. There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes i ...
- 27. There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
- 28. Today is a big day in TV history. On this day forty-one years ago, the Beverly Hillbillies aired for ...
- 29. Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
- 30. USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of ...
- 31. We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a let ...
- 32. We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough becaus ...
- 33. When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
- 34. Yesterday the Iraqis and U.S. troops pulled down a giant statue of Saddam Hussein. They pull it down ...